So, a friend at work, Rick, is always poking fun with me about "being middle-aged". I deserve it, really, because I haven't given him one moments peace if I can jab him about being 50. He turned 50 last year and I really gave him a hard time and still do when presented with a good and laughable opportunity. And of course, I keep telling him, "I'm in no-way middle-age." Well, sometime this week (either T or W), he poked again and followed up with a question. "So, exactly when is old". My little sick mind immediately came up with an answer, but I kept it to myself. The Answer: When you are grey in 25% or more in your pubic hair region.